If
you’ve never seen any of the Schoolgirl Report flicks, they were a series of
German sexploitation movies that featured sexy schoolgirls doing all sorts of
naughty things. Filmed under the guise of a pseudo-documentary, they present several vignettes revolving around the
sexual escapades of insatiable teenage girls.
I’m happy to report (heh) that this is one of the better entries in the
franchise.
The
first tale revolves around a sexpot student named Elfie (Karin Gotz) who needs
a passing grade in math to graduate. She
makes her teacher an indecent proposal:
A roll in the hay for a C on the big test. After a lot of hemming and hawing, he finally
caves in. This segment is predictable,
but it still works. I’m sure the
filmmakers could’ve built up the sexual tension a bit more, although you can’t
blame the teacher for giving into temptation.
The
second story finds an old pervert pretending to be a physician so he can give
schoolgirls examinations. Like the first
story, it’s relatively straightforward and obvious. Despite that, it still manages to work up a
fair amount of steam. (Like when the
doctor takes his patient’s “temperature”.)
The
next story finds an African-American student having trouble fitting in at
school where she is subject to exclusion and racist taunts. When she is invited to a party, she thinks
her classmates are finally reaching out to her, but it’s nothing more than an
ambush to degrade and humiliate her.
This story has a nice set-up, and makes an earnest stab at moralizing,
although it feels out of step with the other, more lighthearted tales.
A
group of friends pitch in and help a student who’s wrecked his car in the next
tale. To get the money needed for the
repairs, the girls decide to prostitute themselves out for cash. Although the set-up is breezy and fun (I
especially liked the scenes with the overweight girl who wants to get some
“action”), it sort of fizzles out in the end without much of a resolution.
A
gaggle of giggling girls notice an Italian goofball ogling them in the
park. They then decide to tease him by
constantly undressing and sexually provoking him. The joke’s on them though when they find out
the hard way (pun intended) that he’s a sexual dynamo. This sequence has a few laughs (the part where
he sticks his dick in a fountain to cool off is funny) and features plenty of
nudity, making it one of the most fun segments in the entire picture.
Christina
(Thriller: A Cruel Picture) Lindberg
stars in the next story as Barbara, a young girl, who has a crush on her
brother Wolfgang (Gunther Mohner). Since
they share the same room together, Barbara sees her brother naked often, which
helps fuel her desire. Before long, the
sex-starved Barbara makes her feelings known to her sibling. Fans of Lindberg are in for a real treat with
this sleazy, steamy segment. She’s
especially hot in the scenes where she masturbates while watching her brother
banging babes. We also get a random-ass
dream sequence where she watches a nun shot by a firing squad!?!
The
final tale is about a virgin who won’t put out for her horny boyfriend. Eventually, she relents and allows him to
have his way with her. This story is one
of the weaker ones in the bunch. It’s
pretty standard issue stuff, but there’s still enough nudity to make it watchable.
This
is the best film I’ve seen so far in the Schoolgirl Report series. It has a nice balance of carefree sexual
escapades, legitimately funny humor, and even addresses some (still timely)
social issues. Don’t let that fool you
though because there’s still scads of nudity here to make good on its
exploitative promises.
In
short, this Schoolgirl Report makes the grade.
AKA: Barely Innocent. AKA:
Campus Swingers. AKA: Sex Education.
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