Tuesday, April 30, 2019

WICKED SCHOOLGIRLS (1981) ***


Giggles (Sonya Summers), a sexy brunette in pigtails and braces, leads around her “doggy daddy” on a leash, feeding him cookies until she gets so hot that she demands he fuck her, all while “How Much is That Doggy in the Window?” plays in the background.  Wally (Frank Sirocco) takes pictures of Giggles in compromising positions and tries to blackmail her into giving him head.  Her brother Jock (Ron Hudd) then schemes to get the photos back by sending his slutty girlfriend Joanie (Robin Sane) over to seduce the blackmailer.  

Meanwhile, another sexy schoolgirl, Velvet (Velvet Summers) masturbates while Chuck Berry sings “Hail, Hail, Rock and Roll”.  She finally gets off when he plays (what else?) “Sweet Little Sixteen”.  Velvet then tries to get a job as a secretary, but before her boss hires her, he wants to see if she can “handle the load”.  

The back and forth plot with all the blackmailing and extortion schemes gets repetitive, but a lot of the set-ups for the sex scenes (like when Velvet’s boss has her take “dictation”) are a lot of fun.  It’s mostly memorable for the stolen, unlicensed music and meanspirited S & M scenes.  (The original tunes, like “Jailbait” and “Ball Away the Blues” are great too.)  There’s even a jaw-dropping moment when Velvet takes an on-camera piss before being seduced in the toilet stall by an older secretary.  We also get an incestuous ending when Giggles gets it on with Jock and proclaims, “You’re the best brother in the world!”  

Director Carter (Punk Rock) Stevens does a fine job keeping the momentum going.  The set-ups are breezily handled, and the ensuing sex scenes are wild and sleazy.  I can’t say it’s a classic or anything, but it’s certainly memorable, and both Summers are plenty hot.

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