RETARD-O-TRON II (2008) ***

Here is another warped mix tape courtesy of the depraved minds at Cinema Sewer.  Like its predecessor, it’s vulgar, disgusting, and often very funny.  The viewer litmus test can be found in the very first segment, which is a compilation of XXX blowjob clips of girls gagging who all sound like Donald Duck squawking.  It’s the kind of thing where once you hear it, you can’t unhear it.  If you already kind of shook your head at that description, then there’s probably no reason to read further. 

The clips from cheesy movies were my favorite bits.  Some of the best moments include the hopelessly white bread rap battle scene from Teen Witch, the turkey monster from Blood Freak, and the giant sheep from Godmonster of Indian Flats.  We also see snippets from the likes of The Killer Shrews, Pieces, Cool as Ice, Robot Monster, Demons 2, From Hell It Came, Lady Terminator, The Calamari Wrestler, Zaat!, Naked Blood, The Giant Claw, The Story of Ricky, and Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot.  Trailers for Eat My Dust, Food of the Gods, Dead End Drive-In, Wonder Women, and Black Shampoo (“A woman entices!  A chainsaw slices!”) are also shown. 

Another fun running theme is the sections on failed TV pilots like The Man with the Power, Men of the Dragon, The Questor Tapes, ExoMan, Northstar, and Infiltrator.  One of the many highlights is a weird video of a naked Steve Vai fan offering herself up to the guitarist (which ends in a truly memorable way).  We are also treated to a bunch of oddball Japanese commercials, extreme wrestling matches, and Arnold Schwarzenegger clips (the funniest being his appearance on The Dating Game).

If you love compilations of weird B-movie shit and can stomach the sight of gonzo porn, you’ll probably dig it.  As with most of these kinds of things, your mileage may vary.  I for one could’ve done without the stuff with the graffiti artists, the Jackass wannabe clips, and the scenes of motorcycle and skateboarding tricks gone wrong.  The gross porn clips (which include women puking goldfish, jizz snorting, and disgusting bloopers) will probably be a dealbreaker for some, but this collection is just as fun, if not better than the first one.