Dark Dreams begins with a long scene where a narrator relates the history of sorcery and witchcraft to the audience while an old witch whips up a potion. I hate to break it to you, but this is the best scene in the movie. That’s especially disappointing considering this is a porno horror flick from the ‘70s.
Harry Reems and Tina Russell are a couple of newlyweds who get a flat tire on the way to their honeymoon. They seek shelter at the house of an old lady who invites them inside and immediately spikes their tea. She then turns into a hot young blonde and seduces Harry while a guy in a black cloak shanghais Tina, takes her upstairs, and prepares her for her wedding night. That’s just a fancy way of saying he passes her around to different men and women who bang her.
This is one of those pornos that tries its damnedest to be a “real” movie. It certainly looks the part as the cinematography is excellent. That said, the way the filmmakers try to add atmosphere to the proceedings is amateurish at best. They really overdo it with the slow-motion in some scenes, which was probably to pad out the running time more than anything else. The “spooky” additions to the soundtrack are often laughable as some of the droning sounds like outtakes from Their Satanic Majesty’s Request. The distortion on the witch’s chanting also makes her sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher.
The “movie” itself isn’t very good, and that wouldn’t matter if the porno scenes were hot. Unfortunately, it takes a good twenty minutes or so before we even get to the fucking. While there is a handful of sex scenes, it feels like there’s more foreplay than actual penetration in them. Ultimately, the hardcore inserts are way too brief to make much of a difference one way or another. It also doesn’t help that the movie just sort of peters out at the end. The sole redeeming scene features Reems and a Satanic chick playing with whipped cream. However, the fact that the enchanting Russell is more or less wasted compounds the overall feeling of frustration.
