Terror
Out of the Sky starts off with an odd dream scene in which Tovah Feldshuh is attacked
by killer bees while driving a Beetle. At
first, I thought this was supposed to be some half-assed dream symbolism. Get it, because she was driving a BEE-tle?
As
it turns out, this is a Made for TV sequel to The Savage Bees. I didn’t realize it till later because I haven’t
seen that movie. Even if I did, I probably
wouldn’t have recognized the footage because Gretchen Corbett played Feldshuh’s
role in the original.
Anyway,
Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. works at The Center for Bees. He mistakenly sends out a killer queen bee and must race against time to find all the shipments before the queens can mate
and spawn thousands of killer bees. He wants
Tovah to go along with him, but she’s still skittish because of her rampant bee
nightmares. She gets her pilot boyfriend
Dan Haggerty (who wears the same bracelet he wore in Elves) to help fly them
around to the spots where the bee boxes have been sent. Predictably, the last queen mates, and
hundreds of bees descend on a baseball game in a small town.
The
only part that’s worth a damn is when a guy at The Center for Bees gets a
mouthful of bees. This scene is pretty
strong stuff for a Made for TV movie from the ‘70s. Too bad nothing else in the film comes close
to matching it.
The
scene where our heroes try to save a bunch of boys from a school bus crawling
with killer bees is the worst. In fact, I
think Terror from the Sky challenges Jeepers Creepers 2 for the worst horror
sequel featuring a bunch of shirtless boys trapped aboard a school bus. This rescue sequence is laborious and just
goes on and on. By the way, have you
ever noticed how all these Made for TV killer insect movies always have that
one longwinded scene of people being evacuated?
What’s with that?
If
director Lee H. (World Gone Wild) Katzin ended things after the bus rescue, it
would’ve been okay. Unfortunately, the
movie continues on another twenty agonizing minutes. It’s here where Zimbalist, Jr. wanders
endlessly around in a beekeeper’s outfit walking down corridor after corridor
while hundreds of bees crawl all over him.
The
most ridiculous part of the movie though is the fact that a woman could be caught
in a love triangle with Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. and Dan Haggerty.
AKA: The Revenge of the Savage Bees.
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