Thursday, March 14, 2019

THE DEVIL’S ROCK (2012) **


Ben (Craig Hall) and Joe (Karlos Drinkwater) are two Kiwi soldiers who sneak onto the beach at Normandy to make preparations on the eve of D-Day.  While scouring the underground tunnels, they discover many German corpses and stumble upon a cult of Nazis who are ready to unleash a demon on the world.  Ben also finds his wife (Gina Valera) chained up in the catacombs.  The only problem, she’s been dead for a few years.

Nazi horror is a durable genre.  I’m not saying it always works, but the horrors-of-war motif certainly has a kick to it.  I mean, ever since Raiders of the Lost Ark, filmmakers have been combining Nazis and the occult to varying degrees of success (there’s even a Lost Ark reference here).  The Devil’s Rock is among the middle rungs of the ladder.  

The set-up had potential.  However, after the soldiers make their way into the bunker it becomes one of those slow burn deals.  That wouldn’t have been a problem if the burn hadn’t been so damned slow.  (Things get awfully talky in the middle section.)  Director Paul Campion (who got his start at Weta Workshop) does a good job stretching out the low budget (filming in a dark catacomb with only a handful of actors will do that), but he ultimately can’t pull it off.  

Another problem is Valera’s performance.  She’s just a little too wholesome to be an effective temptress.  She fares slightly better when playing the red-faced demon.  (She kind of looks like something Darkness from Legend would’ve saw on Demon Tinder and immediately swiped right on.)  Without a sizzling central performance, The Devil’s Rock sort of crumbles.

If anything, the gore is solid.  Even if the film isn’t entirely successful, the red stuff flies freely.  I mean any movie in which a guy’s guts are collected off the floor with a shovel is OK by me.  

AKA:  Nazi Bitch:  War is Horror.  

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