Joe
(John C. Holmes) is an American sailor who washes ashore on a deserted island
after a German U-boat sinks his battleship.
He decides to explore the island and finds a stream where two nude women
(Seka and Sue Carol) are bathing. He
follows them back to their camp where he is disgusted to learn they are
Nazis. (That would be just my luck
too.) They, along with their superior (Heinz
Mueller) get their kicks by torturing American women POW’s and forcing them to
have sex. Joe tries to help the POW’s,
but after a failed escape attempt, the Nazis have their way with Joe too.
Directed
by Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn, Prisoner of Paradise has a couple of wild scenes
that help to catapult it to the top of the Nazi porno charts. I’m thinking specifically of the scene where
a POW is tied up and the Nazis make her say, “I love the Fuhrer!” while Seka
eats her pussy. Later, Seka put a gun to
John Holmes’ head and makes him fuck her while “Ride of the Valkyries” plays. (This came out a year after Apocalypse
Now.) Meanwhile, Carol watches them as
she masturbates using the butt of her pistol. Before poor John can finish, Seka yells,
“Don’t you cum in me, you American swine!”
Seka,
it must be said, looks incredible in her Nazi uniform, although I’m not sure gold
belly chains were standard issue for Nazi women soldiers. I mean I’ve always had a thing for Seka. I’ve always had a thing for a woman in
uniform too. Because of that, Prisoner
of Paradise was kind of right up my alley.
Even
though Holmes had the biggest cock in the business, he still becomes the butt
of many funny jokes. The best moment
comes when Seka searches him and mistakes his dick for a concealed weapon. She also degrades him by calling him names
like, “American wiener schnitzel” and “American frankfurter”, which is pretty
funny.
You
have to give credit to Chinn and Palmer.
The decent production design and use of extras in the flashback scenes
make Prisoner of Paradise almost look like a real movie. At least for a while, as the dilapidated
shack on the island is right in line with a porn budget.
If
you’re in the mood for kinky, dirty, nasty Nazi sex, along with a healthy dose
of S & M, Prisoner of Paradise should fit the bill. There are times throughout the film where you
get the feeling that maybe you shouldn’t be watching it, which is about the
highest praise you can give a Nazi porno.
Too bad about the awful theme song though.
AKA: Nazi Love Island. AKA:
Nassau.
Gail Palmer was a front and never a director. This is Bob Chinn's show all the way.
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