Saturday, March 9, 2019

TOO NAUGHTY TO SAY NO (1985) **


Ginger Lynn and Angel star as two sexually inquisitive Catholic schoolgirls.  While poring over the meaning of the word “begat”, Angel drifts off to sleep.  When she awakes, she finds Ginger dressed sexy and follows her to Jamie Gillis’ house to watch them fuck.  Later, she gets Angel set up at a house of ill repute, which leads to a series of sexual misadventures.

Too Naughty to Say No sort of plays like an XXX version of Alice in Wonderland.  Except that instead of a March Hare, a Cheshire Cat, and a Mad Hatter, you have Ginger Lynn, Jamie Gillis, and Lisa De Leeuw as assorted pervs, whores, and weirdoes.  The strangest scene is when Harry Reems shows up playing a mortician who fucks Angel while she’s “dead”.  (Don’t worry, she comes back to life eventually.)

For the first part of the movie, Angel is mostly left to play with herself or look on as others get into orgies.  She eventually partakes in the fun once she gets double-stuffed by two cops and molested by a flasher.  Her final scene is the best one, when a woman fucks her in a car while guys watch through the windows, jerk off, and blow their load onto the windshield.  I will say the scene where she is chased by a black pimp on roller skates is kind of funny.  The “It was all a dream” ending is disappointing though.  

The problem is, most of the sex scenes are more odd than sexy.  It doesn’t help that Angel isn’t much of a sexpot.  She has a nice body and all, but not a whole lot in the way of screen presence.  You’ll wish Ginger’s role was bigger as she isn’t given much to do.  You do get to see Jamie Gillis acting like his usual pervy self, although his coupling with Ginger lacks inspiration and sparks.  

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