As far as Chris Seaver’s no-budget horror-comedies go, I thought Filthy McNasty was one of his more watchable efforts. Although Parts 2 and 3 somehow passed me by, that didn’t stop me from watching this fourth installment in the series. Speaking as someone who’s sat through many of Seaver’s films, I pretty much got what I was expecting (or deserved, depending on your point of view).
A nerdy Sex Ed teacher named… uh… Ms. Sex Ed (Desiree Saetia) is ridiculed by her unruly students for not knowing enough about the subject she’s teaching. She goes home, does a Satanic ritual, and summons two of Filthy McNasty’s underlings (Meredith Host and Jesse Ames) who use black magic to make her hot. (Well… they make her take her glasses off and wear better-fitting clothing.) Naturally, if she wants to stay that way, she has to lure her students to their death.
Most of the jokes are crude and unfunny and the characters are beyond annoying. The Scooby-Doo-style scenes are pretty painful and the stuff with the two demons (who wear slightly less than elaborate Halloween masks) is almost just as bad. Even the sexy actresses in the cast can’t do much with the material. A lot of nudity would’ve gone a long way with something like this, but unfortunately, the two actresses with the biggest breasts only show them very briefly.
The big problem is the length. Most of Seaver’s movies clock in at around an hour or so. This one is a whopping 81 minutes. To say it wears out its welcome fast in an understatement.
It’s not all bad though. The scene where the students sit around and discuss which Ernest movie is the best is good for a laugh. I also enjoyed the Mystery Science Theater reference and seeing a character reading an issue of Psychotronic magazine.
The big gross-out moment comes when one of the demons bangs one of the busty students. Not content to merely use his demon dong on her, he sodomizes her with a giant turd that goes into her butt and out her mouth. I guess that gives new meaning to the term “ass to mouth”. If that doesn’t leave a bad taste in your mouth (pardon the pun), nothing will.
AKA: Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4.
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