Tuesday, August 22, 2023

TUBI CONTINUED… LINGERIE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS 36: BOOTY CAMP 4 (2022) ****

I watched Lingerie Fighting Championships 21:  Naughty N’ Nice not too long ago and it was fucking awesome.  I prayed to the Tubi gods that more LFC would be added.  The Tubi gods not only heard my prayers, but they delivered.  In fact, they added TEN more Lingerie Fighting Championships specials in all.  You’re damned sure I’m going to watch ‘em all.

The first one that popped up on my recommendations list was Lingerie Fighting Championships 36:  Booty Camp 4.  One thing I noticed right off the bat was that it’s, sadly, a chintzier presentation than Naughty N’ Nice.  For one, the venue is a lot smaller.  Also, they fight in a regular boxing ring this time and not in a UFC-style cage.  The ring announcer is barely audible too, and the referee doesn’t really look like she knows what’s she’s doing either.

That’s all surface stuff.  I’m reviewing 365 movies on Tubi in 365 days here.  I’ve got to at least make with the criticism. 

And that’s where my critique ends.  Lingerie Fighting Championships 36:  Booty Camp 4 is fucking awesome.  Not only is the heart and soul of the competitors on full display, but also their T & A.  There’s some terrific action here and many of the matches are downright incredible.  It's definitely a good time all around.

The first bout is between Angelica “The Italian Knockout” Ko and Andre “The Sidewinder” Shakti.  It’s a strong matchup that kicks off the event with gusto.  Next up is a fun match between Tomiko “The Temptress” Tajima and Carmen Valentina.  The third bout is cut short when Arianna “The Brat” Blaze suffers a nauseating injury at the hands of Bella Ink.  Bella Rockafella and “Sinister” Shay Lynn (a former Playboy playmate) is over pretty fast, but both opponents have great personalities.  Next is Bella “Rebel Princess” Madisyn (there sure are a lot of Bellas fighting in the LFC) vs Sheena “The Hungarian Hurricane” Bathory, and it’s an all-out slobberknocker what would put most like WWE matches to shame.  It’s a brutal battle to the finish.  Fierce competitor Lauren “The Animal” Fogle dominates Courtney “Coco Loco” Pemberton in the semi-final, and the main event finds the LFC champ Jolene “The Valkyrie” Hexx going against the “Booty Camp Champ” Jenny “Bloody” Valentine in a bout that can only be described as bootlicious.

While the surroundings are kind of cheap looking, the ladies definitely bring their A game both in and out of the ring.  Several make memorable entrances using props that include (among other things), a bubble machine, male slaves, and a grinding tool that creates sparks.  The costumes are outlandish and sexy too, which certainly helps.  I also liked the fact they got an English guy to do the play-by-play commentary which makes everything seem a little classier than it probably really is.  The best guy though is the one who sits outside the squared circle whose sole job is to pat the ladies down before they enter the ring.  I’ve never been one for looking for new careers, but I think I just might’ve found my dream job.

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