This installment in the Booty Camp subseries of the Lingerie Fighting Championships took place during lockdown, so there are no fans in the building. Some of these events were sparsely attended in the past, but to see the ladies competing at an empty venue is a little disheartening. That said, seeing the guts, heart, and determination of the competitors on display, it’s easy to see why the LFC continues to persevere: These women are a helluva lot of fun to watch.
Our first bout finds Audrey “The Mongoose” Monique squaring off against fan favorite Bella Ink. Vita Von Starr locks horns with Gemma “Jersey Babe” Giuliana on the next card. Then it’s Lauren “The Animal” Fogle facing Sarah “The Beast” Brooke. Next up is Veronica “The VP” Payne vs. Jenny “Bloody” Valentine. That match is followed by former LFC Champ, Shay “The Fox” Mazzato getting in the ring with newcomer Crystal White. Then, Daisy “Doomsday” Ducati faces off against Jenevieve “The Sorceress” Hexxx. Next up is my personal favorite fighter Jolene “The Valkyrie” Hexx facing Shelby “The Panther” Paris. The main event sees Salina going against Katie “The Bombshell” Forbes for the vacant Booty Camp Champ title.
The Monique vs. Ink fight is fiery from the get-go as the brawl spills out of the ring and onto the judges’ table. Bella also uses a unique submission move which I can only describe as the Motorboat Suffocation Technique. Even after the match is over, the action doesn’t stop as Monique goes after Bella’s coach, leading to some bonus post-fight action.
Nearly as entertaining is the Von Starr and Giuliana brawl, an all-out war of physicality, flexibility, creative maneuvering, and sheer heart. Fogle/Brooke is a lightning paced affair with both combatants giving their all. Payne and Valentine’s fight is a fast paced and furious battle that also spills out onto the judges’ table. From there, things descend into total chaos as fighters go after judges and the judges even turn on each other! Mazzato has experience and cunning while White has a generous size and strength advantage, which leads to a terrific match-up. Ducati has a lot of spunk but is no match for Jenevieve Hexxx’s unorthodox ground attacks. Jolene Hexx once again shows why she’s the best in the business when she forces her green opponent to tap out while locking in the sexiest submission move in the game. Finally, the main event features all the violence, deceit, and drama of a Shakespeare play… except with like… way more instances of women rubbing their booty in another woman’s face.
Even though they are fighting in an empty arena, the ladies all do a fine job playing to the crowd at home. Ink looks ravishing as always in her heart-spangled bra and matching panties. When the action gets too frantic, her bra comes loose revealing heart shaped pasties underneath, which are even more eye-catching. Von Starr looks fetching in her black fishnet ensemble, and Brooke also impresses with her black strap-heavy outfit. Valentine is exquisite as well in her black spangly attire, and Hexxx makes a memorable entrance with her pet python draped over her shoulders. Jolene looks stunning in her sheer black wardrobe, and Forbes turns heads wearing something that makes her look like a dominatrix version of Rainbow Brite.
Now, I’ve watched a lot of these LFC events on Tubi. I can honestly say Lingerie Fighting Championships 31: Booty Camp 2 is the best one so far. Every match is main-event worthy. Every fight is all killer no filler. Folks, this is the Citizen Kane of women-in-lingerie-beating-the-crap-out-of-each-other sporting events. I loved every goddamned second of it.
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