In a rare non-Vegas event, the Lingerie Fighting Championships take their scantily clad women warriors and transplants them to the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Unfortunately, since the event took place during the height of COVID, it’s a sparsely attended affair with everyone (for the most part) observing social distancing. There are no chairs in the audience either, so it’s just a few bikers hanging around the ring. That means the crowd doesn’t quite have the same energy the previous events had. Still, kudos to the LFC for pushing through the COVID era and continuing on during a dark time in our nation to eventually become stronger than ever before.
The referee this time out is a fighter herself, Ms. Teri “Feisty Fists” London, who makes a great, sexy entrance looking like a stripper who moonlights as a Foot Locker employee. Speaking of entrances, the ladies all make their way to the ring on motorcycles, which is something you just can’t do at an ordinary LFC event. I mean if you’re at Sturgis you’ve got to do things right.
The first match finds Brooke “The Guillotine” Gilley squaring off against Suzy “Stiletto” Quinn. The second bout is a rematch between Tomiko “The Temptress” Tajima and Jenny “Bloody” Valentine, who previously locked horns at LFC 27. After a brief showcase of the latest crop of up-and-coming LFC talent from the “Booty Camp”, we move on to Lauren “The Animal” Fogle vs. new mother Bella Ink. This is followed by Nilka “La Rosa” Garcia facing Monica “Flowerbomb” Garcia. Two of the sexiest titanesses of the ring, Jolene “The Valkyrie” Hexx and Allie “Baby Doll” Parks go at it in the next match-up, and the main event sees Shay “The Fox” Mazzato going toe to toe with Danika “Dani” Della Rouge for the vacant LFC title.
The starting scramble between two newcomers Gilley and Quinn kicks things off in fine fashion. The bad blood between Tajima and Valentine spills over into their return bout, which makes for a brutal back and forth battle. Even though the Fogle/Ink match is relatively short, it features non-stop action and a lot of heart from both competitors. (I mean Ink had a frigging C-Section three weeks before the fight!) Garcia-Garcia entertains with former champ Flowerbomb showing her considerable assets. Hexx/Parks is one of the many highlights with The Valkyrie delivering one of the greatest finishing moves of all time: A twerk to the face. Watching this match, I never wanted to be Allie “Baby Doll” Parks more in my entire life. The main event is nearly as entertaining as both opponents lay into each other with everything they’ve got, leading to a controversial judges’ decision.
Sturgis provides a unique venue for the event, but the spotlight belongs to the fighters. Quinn looks sexy in her black outfit with silver studs. Tajima is as fine as ever in a red, white, and blue get-up. Flowerbomb, sporting blue hair, is as sexy as Hell. And it was oh so nice to see Hexx, once again strutting her stuff wearing next to nothing. Not only that, but her lively performance in the ring certainly suggests that like LFC 30, she is in fact, born to be wild.
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