In the proud tradition of Porky’s 2: The Next Day, Lingerie Fighting Championships 29: A Hot Midsummer Night’s Dream takes place the day after its predecessor. Usually, fighting organizations don’t hold major events on back-to-back nights, but that is just one of the many things that makes the LFC stand out from the rest of the pack. (That and beautiful scantily clad women beating the crap out of each other.) I give the competitors a lot of credit for fighting on back-to-back nights AND outdoors in the Vegas heat, no less. You have to admire that kind of dedication and spirit.
This time the action is back on Fremont Street at the Neonopolis in Las Vegas. Our first match involves Lauren “The Animal” Fogle going up against Gypsy “Top Shelf” Bae. Next up is a rematch of the previous night’s competitors Agatha “Cannibal” Carter and Bella Ink. This is followed by Sybil Starr squaring off against Gemma “Jersey Babe” Giuliana. Next, is Tomiko “The Temptress” Tajima vs. Jessie “El Toro” Santos. That leads us to the main event: LFC Champ Shay “The Fox” Mazzato defending her title against Andreea “The Storm” Vladoi.
The ladies, as always, are a feast for the eyes. The always feisty Fogle looks stunning in her Rolling Stones-themed lingerie. Ink is drop dead gorgeous in her multifaceted attire. Mazzato is equally hot too in a sort of spiderweb-inspired garb.
The fights are fun to watch too. Even though Fogle makes short work of newbie Bae, it’s nevertheless quite entertaining. The grudge match between Carter and Ink features all the grit and bad blood you’d hope for in a return match. (Including a little post-fight brawling.) Starr dominates newcomer Giuliana by basically straddling her opponent’s face the whole match. (Not that I’m complaining.) Tajima/Santos features a potent mix of wrestling, brawling, showboating, trash talking and wardrobe malfunctions. The main event is a real doozy too, with both athletes showing us why they are the elites of their sport.
Heck, there’s even action in between rounds. When the ever-sexy Jolene “The Valkyrie” Hexx protests her suspension, the LFC “Prez” Holly “The Lotus” Mei challenges her to brawl at the next event. Sadly, Hexx doesn’t participate in any of the matches in this event, but her extended cameo is certainly welcome and helps make LFC 29 one of the company’s best efforts.
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