TUBI-WEEN HANGOVER: DEMONIC TOYS: JACK ATTACK (2023) **

I’ve never really been a Demonic Toys fan.  The recent Baby Oopsie spin-off was pretty good though.  Because of that, I was hoping Demonic Toys:  Jack Attack would be about on par with that one, but it’s only intermittently amusing.  Overall, it’s closer in terms of quality to the Baby Oopsie sequels.

Lily (Sophia Castellanos) watches in horror as her foster mother is killed by the evil Jack in the box, Jack Attack.  The shock of the attack leaves Lily without the ability to speak.  She is then shuffled off to relatives of her deceased foster mother who live on a farm in the middle of nowhere.  Before long, a mysterious crate arrives containing the murderous Jack Attack who sets out to munch and crunch the family members one by one. 

Perhaps sensing that a sole Jack in the box that resembles a Killer Klowns from Outer Space hand puppet from Spirit Halloween wasn’t enough to carry an entire movie (even one that’s only fifty-nine minutes long), the filmmakers have given Jack an ugly clown sidekick to aid him in his massacre.  The carnage the duo creates is decent, all things considered.  There’s flesh ripping, head lopping, eyeball ripping, death by woodchipper, and a scene where Jack burrows into the chest of a victim.  It also features a scene where someone gets an anvil dropped on their head.  The last time I saw that was in a Wile E. Coyote cartoon, so you’ve got to admire that. 

Unfortunately, the foster family drama is largely uninvolving.  The performances by Mabel Thomas (who plays a concerned CPS worker) and Castellanos are better than the film probably deserves, but writer/director William Butler doesn’t give them anything worthwhile to do.  He does a fair job connecting this to his previous Baby Oopsie series as the devilish doll baby is shown on a TV news report.  That suggests to me that he’s angling for an MCU team-up (although I guess “reunion” is a better word) down the road. 

Presumably inspired by The Criterion Collection, Charles Band has taken to numbering all his Full Moon movies.  (This one is number 386.)  If you’re a fan of his films and are making a checklist of these things, the best thing I can say is that you can cross this one off your list after you watch it.  I can’t say you’ll remember it a week or so afterwards though. 

AKA:  Jack Attack.