Aliens land on Earth and send giant monsters to stomp on Tokyo. Luckily, Giant Hermaphrodite Heroine is there to kick their butt. The evil alien leaders then decide to turn into giants themselves and do battle with our overgrown, androgynous heroine. After defeating her in combat, they shrink her down and bring her back to their ship where they learn she’s been keeping a shocking secret (well, from the audience at least).
My quest for bizarre Tokusatsu entertainment has led me to some strange places. This might be the strangest. The surprising thing about Giant Hermaphrodite Heroine: Planet Woman is that the effects are excellent. The model cities are extremely well done given the budget and the costumes are equally impressive. Giant Hermaphrodite Heroine herself is basically a riff on Ultraman, complete with chest timer and an off-brand Spacium Beam, and the costume in a fairly close knockoff.
Oh, and did I mention this is actually a porno? I honestly didn’t think it would go as far as it did, seeing how the first half of the movie is mostly spent on fetishized scenes of a giantess struggling against a dominant man in a rubber suit while the camera closes up on her butt. Things get down and dirty in the second half though as we get a long bondage scene, and when there is penetration, the offending body parts have been blurred out. I have a suspicion it was all faked though. I mean the rubber monster costumes were more convincing than the rubber wang.
Once the film “goes there”, you will either turn it off or do like I did and continue to watch in stunned disbelief. And you know what? It’s been a while since a movie put me in a state of stunned disbelief. Because of that, I can’t help but give this nutty masterpiece the highest rating possible.
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