GIGANTIC HEROINE LUCIA: HERMAPHRODITE LESBIAN SURRENDER (2014) ****

After defeating a couple of giant monsters, the gigantic hermaphroditic heroine, Lucia is transported to another dimension by an evil villainess who crucifies and molests her.  While she is chained to the cross, the evil woman tugs and sucks on Lucia’s robo-dick until she achieves multiple forced orgasms.  Eventually, her team comes to the rescue (no pun intended), but it’s only a matter of time before the dastardly extraterrestrial dominatrix sicks her tentacle monster on her.  After attaining several climaxes against her will, Lucia is beamed back aboard the villainess’s ship for some normal-sized molestation. 

For me, these Giga Co. Ltd. flicks are a lot more entering than those Axel Braun XXX Marvel parodies.  The model work is outstanding, and the monster suits are terrific.  I especially liked the twins that looked like a cross between Santa Claus and the monster from It Conquered the World.  There’s also a Godzilla-style giant lizard and a big ass robot with an anvil-shaped head.  The giant robot battles are a lot of fun too, and the Ultraman-style growing scenes are lovingly recreated.  

Also, how many superheroine pornos that you know of have the balls to give us such a downbeat ending?  There’s porno, and then there’s art.  Gigantic Heroine Lucia:  Hermaphrodite Lesbian Surrender is more the latter.  (Okay, maybe it’s not exactly “art”, but it definitely has enough production values and bizarre imagery to put most XXX flicks to shame.)

Even some of the hardcore Ultraman scenes have a kick to them.  I mean, when was the last time you saw an intersex Ultrawoman tied up by a tentacle monster and forced to climax using something that can only be described as an octopus Fleshlight?  Let’s face it, you’re either the kind of freak who wants to see two women in Ultraman inspired costumes scissoring or you aren’t. 

I know what camp I fall into.