PRISONER OF PARADISE (1980) ***

Joe (John C. Holmes) is an American sailor who washes ashore on a deserted island after a German U-boat sinks his battleship.  He decides to explore the island and finds a stream where two nude women (Seka and Sue Carol) are bathing.  He follows them back to their camp where he is disgusted to learn they are Nazis.  (That would be just my luck too.)  They, along with their superior (Heinz Mueller) get their kicks by torturing American women POW’s and forcing them to have sex.  Joe tries to help the POW’s, but after a failed escape attempt, the Nazis have their way with Joe too.  

Directed by Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn, Prisoner of Paradise has a couple of wild scenes that help to catapult it to the top of the Nazi porno charts.  I’m thinking specifically of the scene where a POW is tied up and the Nazis make her say, “I love the Fuhrer!” while Seka eats her pussy.  Later, Seka put a gun to John Holmes’ head and makes him fuck her while “Ride of the Valkyries” plays.  (This came out a year after Apocalypse Now.)  Meanwhile, Carol watches them as she masturbates using the butt of her pistol.  Before poor John can finish, Seka yells, “Don’t you cum in me, you American swine!”  

Seka, it must be said, looks incredible in her Nazi uniform, although I’m not sure gold belly chains were standard issue for Nazi women soldiers.  I mean I’ve always had a thing for Seka.  I’ve always had a thing for a woman in uniform too.  Because of that, Prisoner of Paradise was kind of right up my alley.  

Even though Holmes had the biggest cock in the business, he still becomes the butt of many funny jokes.  The best moment comes when Seka searches him and mistakes his dick for a concealed weapon.  She also degrades him by calling him names like, “American wiener schnitzel” and “American frankfurter”, which is pretty funny.

You have to give credit to Chinn and Palmer.  The decent production design and use of extras in the flashback scenes make Prisoner of Paradise almost look like a real movie.  At least for a while, as the dilapidated shack on the island is right in line with a porn budget.

If you’re in the mood for kinky, dirty, nasty Nazi sex, along with a healthy dose of S & M, Prisoner of Paradise should fit the bill.  There are times throughout the film where you get the feeling that maybe you shouldn’t be watching it, which is about the highest praise you can give a Nazi porno.  Too bad about the awful theme song though.

AKA:  Nazi Love Island.  AKA:  Nassau.