HINDSIGHT IS 2020: CORONA ZOMBIES (2020) **

 

A lot of people were up in arms when Full Moon’s Charles Band released this horror-comedy in the midst of the pandemic.  It was derided as being poorly timed and having even poorer taste.  I won’t argue those points.  I will say, that as far as cobbled-together cash-ins of global disasters go, you can do a lot worse.

Basically, what we have here is a modern-day equivalent of What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (or Kung Pow:  Enter the Fist for you younglings).  Instead of inserting a new, humorous dialogue track into a Bond rip-off or a cheap Kung Fu movie, we have a redubbed version of Bruno Mattei’s already pretty entertaining Night of the Zombies (AKA:  Hell of the Living Dead).  Not content to just steal from Night of the Zombies, we also get scenes from Zombies vs. Strippers that appears as part of a “Breaking News” bulletin.  Along with that is some cheap linking footage of two bimbos talking to each other on the phone about what to do during the pandemic.

Some of this is already dated, if you can believe it.  (Do people still advise you not to touch your face anymore?)  Much of it is tasteless.  Even more of it is just plain dumb.  Some of it, God help me, is actually kind of funny. 

The footage from Night of the Zombies is repurposed so that the viral outbreaks occurs at “Scramble’s Soup Factory” (or “Scamble’s” if you read the news ticker).  “The Corona Squad” is deployed to take out a warlord who’s hoarding toilet paper.  Eventually, they come face to face with the dreaded Corona Zombies.

Many of the gags are sophomoric.  A lot of them are sub-sophomoric.  (Is “freshmantic” even a word?)  I can honestly say that about half of the jokes are in poor taste, obvious, or downright crude.  There are jokes about social distancing, hand washing, and the Me Too movement.  No low-hanging fruit goes unpicked.  However, some of the non-virus-related throwaway lines are funny.

That said, the laughs kind of dry up by the end, and the new scenes with the two bimbos get stupider as they go along.  (What the hell is with the shower scene in which the bimbo is completely clothed?)  Thankfully, it’s only an hour long.  If only 2020 came and went just as fast.

One of the bimbos gets the best line of the movie after her friend tells her to turn on the news and she replies, “News?  Ewws!”