Thursday, December 10, 2020

AMERICAN GUINEA PIG: SACRIFICE (2017) ****

I’m a fan of the original Guinea Pig series from Japan.  I thought the American spin-off, American Guinea Pig:   Bouquet of Guts and Gore was pretty good, mostly because it got Deadbeat at Dawn’s Jim Van Bebber in front of the camera again.  This one is even better.  By a lot.  In fact, I’d go so far as to call it an undisputed modern classic.  

Gorehounds, if you wanna see some sick shit, here you go. 

Daniel (Roberto Scorza) goes into the bathroom and mutilates himself.  The more he slices and dices, the more glimpses of the beautiful goddess Ishtar (Flora Giannattasio) he gets to see.  Uh… that’s about it as far as the plot goes. 

If you are turned off by self-mutilation, steer clear.  This is basically an hour’s worth of sick, nasty autoerotic pain self-infliction.  For those looking for disgusting thrills, this one is hard to beat. 

In one scene, the dude slices his hand open and proceeds to eat it.  And I don’t mean “eat it”.  I mean “eat it”.  That’s right, folks.  We’re talking cut-alingus here.

That’s just foreplay though.  Next up, he carves a butthole in the center of his forehead and jams a screwdriver in there.  Then… well… let’s just say this is the first movie I’ve seen where a guy gets to third base with his own forehead.  Or should we say he gave himself head?  Either way, he enjoys it so much that after he’s done, he’s gotta have a smoke. 

Then things get REALLY gross. 

In fact, I won’t discuss it any further.  If your stomach is already turning just hearing about some of this stuff this guy does to himself, you definitely won’t want to watch it.  Just heed this warning:  American Guinea Pig:  Sacrifice is not for all tastes.  This was made for strong stomachs only.

However, if you’re a dyed-in-the-wool gorehound who’s thought they’d seen it all… trust me, you haven’t.

AKA:  American Guinea Pig 3.

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