THE 2020 VIDEO VACUUM AWARDS: AND THE WINNERS ARE…

Alright everyone.  Here’s the moment we’ve been waiting the whole year for.  It’s the 14^th Annual Video Vacuum Awards.  Without further ado, let’s boogie: 

NOTE:  THE WINNER FOR "BEST" CATEGORIES ARE IN GREEN.  THE WINNER FOR "WORST" CATEGORIES ARE IN RED. 

 Best Picture

Bad Boys for Life

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm:  Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

1BR

Skin:  A History of Nudity in the Movies

Trailer Trauma V:  70s Action Attack!

Worst Picture

Amityville Island

Books of Blood

The Invisible Man

Lucky

The Wretched

Best Director

Adil and Bilall for Bad Boys for Life

Dave Wilson for Bloodshot

Jason Woliner for Borat Subsequent Moviefilm:  Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

David Marmor for 1BR

Peter Berg for Spenser Confidential

Best Actor

Vin Diesel in Bloodshot

Tom Hardy in Capone

Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys for Life

Marky Mark in Spenser Confidential

Will Smith in Bad Boys for Life

Best Actress

Maria Bakalova in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm:  Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Nicole Brydon Bloom in 1BR

Blake Lively in The Rhythm Section

Kira Reed Lorsch in Amityville Witches

Elisabeth Moss in Shirley

Best Action Movie

Bad Boys for Life

Bloodshot

The Rhythm Section

Spenser Confidential

VFW

Worst Action Movie

Extraction

Guns Akimbo

Hard Kill

Rogue

Welcome to Sudden Death

Best DTV/Streaming Movie

The Bee Gees:  How Can You Mend a Broken Heart

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm:  Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Castle Freak

Class Action Park

1BR

Worst DTV/Streaming Movie

Amityville Island

Books of Blood

Grand Isle

Lucky

Tremors:  Shrieker Island

Worst Horror Movie

Amityville Island

Lucky

The Invisible Man

Books of Blood

The Wretched

Best Dialogue

The Babysitter:  Killer Queen for “Plan B is more than a pill I take on Saturdays.”

Color Out of Space for “It’s time to milk the alpacas!”

Corona Zombies for “News?  Ewws!”

VFW for “Hindsight is 20/20!”

Werewolf Island for “It was a gnarly, unreal entity!” 

Once again, thanks to everyone who reads my stupid drivel year after year.  Here's to another long year of great movies!