The Lingerie Fighting Championships returns to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for the first of three consecutive nights of chick fighting action. As with the Born to be Wild event, LFC fighter Teri “Feisty Fists” London once again acts as the ref, this time sharing the duties with fellow fighter Daisy “Doomsday” Ducati. While Black and Blue has the disadvantage of coming off the heels of the best LFC event ever, it’s still a blast from start to finish. I mean, anything would’ve felt a tad anticlimactic after the amazing Lingerie Fighting Championships 31: Booty Camp 2.
The first match sees Sarah “The Beast” Brooke going up against first-time fighter Mai “Death Proof” Richards. Next, Brooke “The Gullotine” Gilley stares down Shelby “The Panther” Paris. Then, Jenny “Bloody” Valentine battles Mia “Mayhem” Annabella. Agatha “Cannibal” Carter mixes it up with Bella Ink on the next card. Lauren “The Animal” Fogle touches gloves with Crystal White in the following match. The semi-final finds Jolene “The Valkyrie” Hexx facing off with her arch-nemesis Holly “The Lotus” Mei, and the title bout for the vacant LFC Championship belt is between Shay “The Fox” Mazzato and Gypsy “Gigi” Max.
One difference from other events is that the personnel who pat down the fighters before they enter the ring are women this time out. I found that to be a nice little addition. (Sometimes they pat down the fighters in a suggestive manner, which is fun to watch.) Another novel touch is that the president of the LFC, Holly “The Lotus” Mei sits in at the commentary table (that is until she has to leave the broadcast booth to fight Hexx).
As always, the fighters put on a spectacle of fierce athleticism, raw talent, and stunning beauty. Richards shows a lot of spunk in her debut fight. It’s also nice seeing Gilley and Paris getting a chance to fight in front of their hometown crowd. The raucous battle between Valentine and Annabella is the definite highlight as it features more booty smothering, extreme motorboating, and butt biting in one bout than most LFC events have in their entirety. The Carter/Ink bout doesn’t have quite as much booty related wrassling maneuvers, but it is nevertheless very entertaining. Fogle and White are two tough competitors, and they go at it in fine fashion during their bout. The potentially explosive Hexx/Mei fight is kind of a bust though as “The Prez” uses her clout to steal a victory through a bullshit disqualification on my girl Jolene. It’s kind of hard for someone to win when the fight is fixed from the get-go and the referee is so blatantly on the Prez’s side. Hopefully they’ll have a proper rematch down the line someday. The title bout Main Event makes for a solid, if unspectacular capper on the night’s entertainment.
Brooke looks fabulous in her slinky outfit, which winds up getting pushed aside to reveal her camouflage pasties. The Panther also impresses in her scanty wardrobe. Annabella sparkles in her debut in her sheer black studded attire. Ink is stunning in her nurse inspired get-up. (She can take my vitals anytime.) White’s red bikini is the perfect vehicle to showcase her impressive frame. Hexx is dressed to kill in her next to nothing outfit, and “The Fox” was looking as foxy as ever. All in all, the brawling beauties makes Black and Blue red hot.
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