FORMAT: DVD
When Misty Mundae was a nubile young starlet, her then-boyfriend William Hellfire convinced her to make this low budget horror porno. Overall, Vampire Strangler seems like Hellfire’s attempt to one-up a WAVE movie. Those films were made for audiences with unusual fetishes and often contained bondage and horror elements, but they never featured out and out pornography. This one features the novelty of Misty giving a couple of hummers. Whatever criticism you can hurl at the film is pretty much null and void. If you’re watching this to see a young Misty engage in some deep throat antics, then this will be critic-proof as it’s likely your only chance to see her in XXX action.
The film begins with Misty taking a bubble bath when she is interrupted by a vampire who strangles her. However, it was all a dream! She’s then wakened by a projector that mysteriously appears and plays old stag movies on the wall before the vampire sneaks in and strangles her for real this time. Miraculously, she survives and decides to leave Transylvania and move to the states with her cousin (Hellfire). Before long, they’re banging each other, familial relations be damned.
The plot is thin. At one point, the characters can’t seem to remember if they’re cousins or siblings. The inclusion of a witch doctor in the eleventh hour is pretty senseless too. Not that it matters. It could’ve honestly been about anything as long as Mundae was giving head.
As for the sex scenes themselves? Well, they’re as hot as they need to be. The camerawork is a step above a homemade porn, but below your average amateur tape. (It gets pretty erratic in the final scene though.) The videography and editing leave something to be desired, although we do get plenty of opportunities to clearly see Misty giving sloppy. And from what I could tell, she’s got some skills. Oh, and although you don’t see any penetration in her sex scenes with Hellfire, from the looks of things it’s safe to assume they really “did it”.
Overall, Vampire Strangler isn’t much of a movie. Then again, it contains three solid blowjob scenes from a beloved Scream Queen, and that’s all it really needs. I’m sure Misty probably wishes she never starred in this flick, but fans like me will be thankful she did.
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