FORMAT: DVD
Tina Krause stars as the sexy vampire babe “Dracoola”. She’s thirsty for blood and commands a nerdy descendant of Van Helsing (John Paul Fedele) to supply her with lesbians. He then runs out and spends most of the movie spying on women showering, watching girls experimenting at a slumber party, catching sexy doctors seducing their patients, and peeping on pizza delivery boys receiving lap dances.
The Vampire’s Seduction is basically an updating of the old nudie cutie trope of a nerdy guy spying on hot women in the nude. As such, it works pretty well as the nude scenes are plentiful and fun. However, it could’ve been even hotter if the irritating “Wally Van Helsing” wasn’t such a boner killer. His monkey business gets old fast. That said, the slumber party sequence is a real winner. It involves everything from spankings to candle wax to Jell-O. If only someone could make a “Phantom Edit” of this and remove Wally the same way they erased Jar Jar from The Phantom Menace. Then this would easily be a Four-Star affair. One can dream.
Directed by John (Erotic Survivor) Bacchus, The Vampire’s Seduction is very uneven. The comedy crap is downright agonizing sometimes, but if you can make it past that shit, you’ll be treated to some damned fine T & A. And let’s face it. That’s the only reason we’re watching it.
Fans of Tina Krause should be pleased as she looks great while wearing a vampire cape and little else. Too bad all she gets to do is bark orders at the annoying Wally. Debbie Rochon also appears as a surly waitress, but she doesn’t have much to do either. Fortunately, the lesser-known models and actresses are up to the challenge and their constant disrobing and nude shenanigans make the whole thing worthwhile.
A sequel, Vampire Vixens, followed.
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