Beverly Wood (Ivy Smith), everyone’s favorite 50 Foot Camgirl, gets sued into the Stone Age for the havoc she caused in the first movie. Because of that, the only job she can get is breaking rocks in a quarry. A sleazy fight promoter (Steve Altman) offers her a chance to make some serious money by fighting against his wrestler Anna Conda in a Pay Per View match called “War of the Girlgantuas”. (A better title than Giantess Battle Attack!) Meanwhile, in space, the planet “Buxomus” is home to giant women who participate in super-sized girl on girl gladiator games. Searching for some new competition, the reigning champion, Spa-Zor (Kiersten Hall) goes to Earth to challenge Beverly, which leads to a three-way giantess royal rumble.
Giantess Battle Attack! is only fifty-nine minutes, but somehow, it’s still heavily padded with scenes from the first movie (and even some scenes from this one are repeated too). The outer space stuff doesn’t work quite as well as the scenes that act as a direct continuation of Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl. (Although I did like the way Spa-Zor “destroyed” the world’s monuments.) Even though it’s a bit spottier than its predecessor, there’s still some good stuff here.
The final battle is particularly fun, especially when an oil well explodes and covers the colossal combatants in crude. I think my favorite part though was when Beverly’s normal sized boyfriend goes “spelunking” in her underwear. Returning director Jim Wynorski has a funny cameo too when he condemns the film for having too much sex. (It doesn’t.) It’s also fun seeing a bunch of the familiar Wynorski regulars like Frankie Cullen, Lisa London, Becky LeBeau, Gail Thackray, and Deborah Dutch in the cast. I think I might’ve enjoyed Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl more, but I still had a good time with Giantess Battle Attack! I mean it’s hard not to like any movie that manages to reference Kronos, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Back to School in under an hour.
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