THE 31 DAYS OF HORROR-WEEN: PRIME EVIL: WAR WOLVES (2009) **

Jake (Michael Worth, who also directed) is part of a group of soldiers who are attacked by a pack of werewolves while fighting in Afghanistan.  He has few memories of the attack and returns home with a severe case of PTSD.  Jake drowns his sorrows in drink and attends support groups (under the name “Lawrence Talbot”) to suppress his newfound murderous instincts.  Meanwhile, three of his sexy soldier sisters in arms go around cruising the countryside turning into werewolves and murdering people indiscriminately.  They are hunted by two Army cronies (John Saxon and Tim Thomerson) who are trying to cover up the Afghanistan attack.  Eventually, the she-wolves come looking for Jake to make him a member of their pack.

As a director, Worth’s earnest approach regarding his character’s PTSD is admirable.  As an actor, he’s just not quite capable of pulling it off.  Worth is a veteran of many action movies, so his strength (both in front of and behind the camera) lies in the war and/or action sequences.  When it comes to the actual werewolf scenes, the horror elements are too just underplayed to really pop. 

The capable cast of genre vets certainly helps.  In addition to Saxon and Thomerson, we also have Adrienne Barbeau as one of the support group members, and the great Martin Kove as one of Saxon’s cohorts.  Sadly, he disappears from the proceedings far too quickly.  On the plus side, Saxon and Thomerson make a terrific team.  Why didn’t somebody think to put them together sooner?  They bounce off one another beautifully and their grumpy old men schtick gets a few laughs.  

Unfortunately, the werewolf makeup is too restrained for its own good.  (They look more like vampires than wolves.)  That’s probably due to the budgetary limitations that also hamper the action sequences.  There are fight scenes that can only be labeled as “Wolf Fu” that are moderately amusing, but it’s painfully obvious that the lack of time and money prevented them from reaching their true potential.   

In the end, there’s not enough exploitation goodness here to please horror fans.  Action fans looking for something with slight genre trappings will probably enjoy it more.  Oh well, at least the title is fucking awesome.

Thomerson gets the best line of the movie when he punches a liberal and says, “He was a little to the left, so I gave him a right!”