Wednesday, October 23, 2024

THE ALL-NEW PET WORKOUT (2000) ****

I love old workout tapes.  I love Penthouse videos.  So, when I stumbled upon The All-New Pet Workout, it was kind of like confirming the existence of God. 

Unlike most workout videos, there is zero instruction here.  Just the barest whips of a premise and then… voila!  The models get naked.  What’s not to love? 

The first model, Gina Adore does a striptease atop a yoga ball, and boy… your balls will get a workout while watching this scene.  Then, two Pets hop in the pool and have a workout session.  And by “workout session”, I mean they eat each other’s ass cracks.  Shawn Young (not to be confused with Sean Young from No Way Out) then does some cursory stretching exercises before getting naked.  I’m so glad she spent thirty seconds stretching because it would’ve been a real shame if she got a cramp or something mid-striptease.  Next, Mellisa takes a hot sauna before deciding to add some more steam to the steam room by playing with herself.  Then, Isabella does a sexy workout routine before disrobing for the camera.  That kind of wipes her out, so afterwards she receives a hot oil massage from one of the other Pets.  Then, Mellisa comes back to lift weights for all about ten seconds before taking it all off.  After that, Shawn shows up as sort of a cross between a dominatrix and a personal trainer to do some one-on-one training.  This sequence is extremely hot and there is a lot of chemistry between the performers.  Young especially is a lot of fun to watch and gets into her routines with gusto.  

As far as nudie workout videos, this is about as good as it gets.  Even though the performers were unfamiliar to me, they were all spectacular.  In short, The All-New Pet Workout will have you working up a sweat!  It sure beats the hassle of getting a gym membership, I know that much. 

AKA:  Penthouse:  The All-New Pet Workout.

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