The
first thing we see in Thankskilling 3 is boobs in space. I thought right then and there I was in for a
good time. I was wrong.
The
Thankskilling series skipped over Part 2 and went straight to 3, which happens
to be the best joke of the movie. This one
plays with the conceit that Thankskilling 2 was so bad that the studio burned
every copy. When the star of the movie,
the evil wisecracking killer turkey, finds out the movie was destroyed, he goes
nuts and sets out to get revenge. A puppet
named Yomi comes into possession of the only copy of Part 2 in existence and
the killer turkey comes after her.
Now,
I know they said that Part 2 was so bad they burned all the copies. However, it couldn’t have been much worse
than this one. There were times while I was
watching it that I was wishing it got destroyed in a fire too.
Thankskilling
was hit-and-miss, but it was only an hour long and knew when to quit. Part 3 is 99 minutes, and trust me, you’ll
feel each and every excruciating minute.
The long, painful scenes of the puppets cursing become exhausting almost
immediately. Meet the Feebles this is
not. You also have to put up with scenes
of puppet sex, rap videos, and animated segments. All of this is crudely cobbled together, and
very rarely ever scores laughs.
The
puppets, it must be said, are well done.
They’re a lot more intricate and articulate than the ones found in the
original, but that also means they lack that film’s scrappy charm. There’s a talking garbage pile, a foulmouthed
rapping granny, and a worm that lives inside a robot (don’t ask). The killer turkey is still the most
entertaining. I liked the part where he
killed someone and quipped, “He quit life cold turkey!” It just goes to show that the simplest jokes
in the movie are often the best.
There
are some moments that work. I liked the
scene that cleverly cribs from Evil Dead 2. The part where some characters momentarily get
sucked into a Thankskilling video game is also pretty great. However, there’s barely enough quality
moments here to fill a fake trailer, let alone an actual full-length movie.
I thought this film was pretty funny
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