Booty Camp 3D is the third entry in the “Booty Camp” subseries of the Lingerie Fighting Championships. Sadly, it’s not in 3D. If only. Then again, that might be for the best. My heart might not be able to take LFC fighters performing booty bombs that land right in my lap. Ah, but what a way to go, right?
Anyway, the first fight is between Sheena “The Hungarian Hurricane” Bathory and “Sinister” Shay Lynn. Next up is Veronica “The VP” Payne taking on newcomer Lauren “The Adventuress” Ceccarelli. Then we have Teri “Feisty Fists” London going toe to toe with Jojo “The Hammer” Hamner. Veronica Valentine (the older sister of Jenny “Bloody” Valentine) locks horns with Bella Ink in the next match. That’s followed by Lauren “The Animal” Fogle battling MJ “The Dominator” Domino. Bella “Rebel Princess” Madisyn brawls with Bella Rockafella after that. Finally, the main event is a Mexican wrestling themed “Lucha Lingerie” match with La Scorpia duking it out with Vulcana for the vacant Booty Camp title.
As far as the matches go, Bathory and Lynn’s brawl is a slobber knocker of the highest order featuring punishing punches, brutal body slams, and wondrous wardrobe malfunctions. The match between Payne and Ceccarelli is a non-stop back-and-forth affair where advantages are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Though Hamner is appearing in her first fight, she looks quite promising, especially when she delivers a move which can only be described as “The Banana Split of Death”. Ink mops the floor with the newcomer Valentine and looks damned good doing it. Fogle also has no trouble with her newbie opponent, but the match is still entertaining thanks to some wardrobe malfunctions and playful post-fight patter. Madisyn/Rockafella is a seesaw battle that culminates in an excruciating submission maneuver. The “Lucha Lingerie” fight is an amusing novelty, although I’m not sure if it was quite “main event” worthy. In fact, this is the rare LFC event where the opening match might be the best of the bunch.
Of course, the ladies are as luscious as ever. Bathory cuts an unforgettable image in her metal spiked biker jacket. Payne looks hot in her sexy striped nylons. Hamner makes quite the entrance tossing her crimson locks to and fro. Valentine is a vision in her lacy red lingerie, and Madisyn turns heads in her tight gold bikini.
Booty Camp 3D runs on a little longer than most LFC events. That’s due to some extracurricular activities, such as Coach Hater getting his birthday cake shoved in his face by Coach Audrey. The post-main event drama involving the unmasking of La Scorpia protracts things as well. And, if I’m being completely honest, feels a little scripted too. However. that doesn’t detract much from the overall fun factor.
Since it takes place on Halloween, some of the fighters appear in costumes. Ceccarelli dresses up like a witch (a sexy one at that), London appears as a sexy Mrs. Claus, Ink comes trotting to the ring dressed like a sexy cowgirl (but looks even better when she strips down to her undies and pasties), Fogle shows up in a sexy Little Red Riding Hood outfit, and Rockafella walks out as some sort of dominatrix bunny bank robber with a pet gimp. You’ve got to give her points for originality at least. The ladies’ Lucha Libre attire is pretty cool too.
In short, even though it may not be in “real” 3D, Lingerie Fighting Championships 35: Booty Camp 3D is an eye-popping affair.
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