The Lingerie Fighting Championships wrap up their three-night event at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally with United We Stand. If you thought these ladies were just hot babes in lingerie well… they are… but they are also highly skilled competitive athletes with lots of endurance. Not many men could fight three fights in three nights in the hot summer sun. Many of these ladies did just that and looked damned good doing it.
First up is Brooke “The Guillotine” Gilley vs. Bella Ink. The second bout is between Jenny “Bloody” Valentine and Mai “Death Proof” Richards. Next, we have Agatha “Cannibal” Carter squaring off against Daisy “Doomsday” Ducati. Then, it’s Teri “Feisty Fists” London duking it out with Mia “Mayhem” Annabella. Lauren “The Animal” Fogle is next on the card as she takes on Sarah “The Beast” Brooke. That’s followed by Gypsy “Gigi” Mac going toe to toe with Crystal White. Then the stage is set for the LFC European Champ, Jolene “The Valkyrie” Hexx to take on LFC champ Shay “The Fox” Mazzato for the belt.
As always, the ladies are a feast for the eyes. Ink sparkles quite literally in her spangly war paint. Valentine causes jaws to drop in her Daisy Duke-inspired wardrobe. Ducati is smoking (literally) while entering the ring in her skimpy yellow outfit. London is a vision in her lacy black lingerie. The Beast is a real beauty in her sheer blue bra-and-panty combo. White is an absolute bombshell in her sheer black nightie that has a sexy strategically placed seam. And Hexx once again shows off her staggering good looks in her skimpy pink outfit.
The action in the Gilley/Ink kerfuffle goes in and out of the ring ending with Bella putting the Guillotine in a move that I for one would happily volunteer to be pinned in any day of the week. The Valentine and Richards brawl earns high marks for its creative use of dreadlocks as a deadly weapon. The match between Carter and Ducati is relatively short, but it packs an amazing amount of carnage in a small amount of time as there are spankings, smothering, scissoring, booty bombs, and wardrobe malfunctions aplenty. (And that’s before the match erupts into chaos with coaches, refs, and even “The Prez” Holly Mai getting into the fracas.) The London/Annabella brawl finds the battling bombshells besieged by a bonanza of booty bombs and butt bites. (That is to say, it’s awesome.) The Fogle and Burke rematch is yet another exquisite display of motorboating mayhem and heinie dining. The Mac and White mixer is a solid back-and-forth affair. The main event makes for the perfect capper on the evening as Hexx shows why she is the premier ass kicker (and trash talker) in the league.
In short, United We Stand will have you standing at attention (in more ways than one).
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