FORMAT: DVD
Homer is a tubby middle-aged man who still lives at home with his overbearing mother. He has a job editing porno movies and spends lots of time fantasizing about banging women. When he isn’t doing that, he’s watching the dailies from the porn set while making weird faces. Eventually, Homer finds love (or at least lust) with his boss’s new sexy secretary.
The film begins with a long dream scene of Homer dressed as a Greek emperor and bedding a harem girl. This sluggish scene gets the movie off to a slow start as it isn’t sexy and goes on forever (about a third of the movie’s entire running time, as a matter of fact). It also doesn’t help that the actress in the scene really needs to wipe her ass. Nothing takes the wind out of a porno’s sails like close-ups of a girl’s butt that is bursting with big brown dingleberries. (Unless you’re into that sort of thing, I guess.)
The next scene is better though. This one has Homer watching a scene from a porno movie featuring a Bonnie and Clyde-style pair of lovebirds banging on a bag full of money and jewels. It takes its time building up steam, but it gets fairly hot as it goes on and ends with an oozing internal climax. It’s amazing how much better a sex scene works if it doesn’t have an ugly dude and a gal with a shitty behind.
Which brings us to the final sex sequence, which features Homer yet again. The constant cutaways to Homer’s ugly face ruin any chance of this scene being considered hot. He bulges his eyes out like Rodney Dangerfield having a heart attack, which isn’t exactly what I would classify as “erotic”. Oh, and once again the actress didn’t wipe her ass, which is the final nail in the scene’s coffin.
What, did no one know how to wipe their ass in the ‘70s? Was there no room in the budget for toilet paper? One thing is for sure: Homer… The Late Comer is shitty in more ways than one.
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