FORMAT: DVD
You know you’re in for a treat as soon as you see the awesome opening credits sequence. Each card has amusing little cartoon devils painted on them. Not only that, but the humorous fake names for the actresses like “Jane Fondler” and “Raquel Belch” are good for a laugh too.
The devil (a guy who looks like he’s attending a furry convention dressed as Tickle Me Elmo) sits around Hell (a pretty damn cool set all things considered) and commands his sons to torment two women before watching them fuck. He then sends his children to Earth to corrupt as many souls as possible. And by “corrupt as many souls as possible”, I mean they just screw random chicks.
It’s rare you get pornos that have a sense of humor. It’s rarer still if you can find one that’s actually laugh-out-loud funny. Hotter Than Hell checks both boxes. You also get some choice dialogue like, “He was like a worn-out ballplayer. Three strokes, and he’s out!”
I thought this looked familiar. As it turns out, I saw a condensed non-porno version of it as part of Smut Without Smut: Satanic Horror Nite. The XXX scenes are just fine, but honestly, either version is well worth checking out.
If you do watch this hardcore version, you’ll be treated to some mighty fine highlights along the way. I mean, when’s the last time you saw the son of the Devil awkwardly bang a woman on a rocking horse? The most memorable sequence finds a gal doing a wild go-go dance in her room totally nude. The frenetic score accompanied by the red and green lighting makes it a real winner. But it gets better. She then gets high and decides to look at herself in the mirror. And I’m not talking about her face either. Ingenuous.
One thing’s for certain, you won’t be able to look at yourself in the mirror if you miss Hotter Than Hell.
AKA: The Devil Made Me Do It. AKA: The Horny Devils.
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