FORMAT: DVD
The plot of this insane porno is deceptively simple. Three couples gather at a supposedly haunted house to perform a seance to resurrect the spirit of the Marquis de Sade. That’s just the jumping off point for a wild and jaw-dropping fuck flick.
There’s some fairly kinky sex going on in this one. In an orgy scene, two girls get it on with a double-edged dildo. Later, one of the gals uses a douche on the other and eats her out as the water cascades from her quivering hole. You don’t see that every day.
Then, the incomparable Vanessa Del Rio shows off her impeccable oral skills in addition to her amazing rack. In one scene, her boyfriend puts a dog collar around her neck and leads her around on all fours before fucking her with a cucumber. We’ve seen cucumber fucking before (okay. so maybe some of you haven’t), but have we seen the guy use a vegetable peeler on the cucumber while it’s still INSIDE the actress? This scene is bound to make vegan perverts cream in their jeans.
And folks, this is all BEFORE we even get to the supposedly haunted Marquis de Sade house!
Once the couples finally arrive, weird shit starts happening almost immediately. Vanessa opens up a closet door and a ghost comes right on her face. That’s okay though, because her friends comfort her by inviting her into their bed for a three-way.
The couples then perform the seance (in their underwear) and finally bring back the spirit of Marquis de Sade. What does he do? He ties up Vanessa, whips her, and commands the others to perform in an orgy!
Boy, you know you’re in for a wild one when the hunchback servant is the most normal thing about the house!
In short, House of de Sade is a manic slice of WTF porno insanity. If you like your haunted house movies kinky, or you’re a big fan of non-GMO vegetables, check it out. Plain Jane vanilla types need not apply.
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