FORMAT: DVD
A dude with a terrible Cockney accent washes his dick in preparation for a date with his girlfriend. Bad news for her: Some other broad is already waiting for him to bone her on the sofa. When she finally arrives at his place, our horny hero has to keep his other lovebird a secret, so he stashes her in a spare bedroom. He then must go from room to room making sure each lady is satisfied without them finding out about one another. Trouble arises when a third girlfriend shows up. When the women become too much for our put-upon protagonist to handle, he calls on none other than John Holmes to help keep the ladies entertained.
The Playboys is like a cheap porno version of a sophisticated bedroom farce. As long as it features bedroom action, it doesn’t make any difference if the comedy portions aren’t exactly laugh out loud funny. At least the filmmakers do a solid job slowly building up the plot and the way they toss in more women for our hero to juggle is marginally effective.
The sex scenes themselves are decent. They become shorter (but more frequent) the more women show up to the house, but I guess that’s to be expected. There’s certainly enough of them, so no one should feel cheated by a lack of skin.
The budget for this thing was almost nonexistent and the production values are piss poor. (Crew members are visible in the bedroom mirrors during multiple shots.) However, there is a certain charm to the entire enterprise and the scant running time (fifty-four minutes) doesn’t hurt either.
It’s just a shame that Holmes didn’t have more (women) to do. He gets one OK sex scene, but it shows very little in the way of penetration. That’s probably due to the fact the actress couldn’t get his large member inside her. He does figure into the comedic ending though. (Spoiler Warning: All the ladies see his big dick and run off with him.) Too bad the movie ends right there and we never see what happens after that.
AKA: The Swinging Playboy.
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