From the twisted minds at Cinema Sewer comes a jaw dropping collection of messed-up video clips guaranteed to boggle the mind and distress the stomach. This was basically the forerunner of viral internet video clips. Since it’s a mixtape, the success rate of seeing clips that have actual entertainment value is hit and miss. Most of the scenes are of home video oddities, disgusting porn clips, Jackass wannabes, skateboard and bike stunt fails, Japanese kid’s shows, movie trailers, WTF music videos, live newscast bloopers, and parking lot fights. I guess your enjoyment of these clips will depend on your interests. I kinda dug it, but your mileage may vary.
The best moments are the promos for failed TV pilots. The most memorable is Steel Justice, about a cop’s dead son who is reincarnated as a robot dinosaur. (Yes, you read that right.) The bizarre music video by David Hasselhoff is a close second though.
Obviously, the porno scenes won’t be for everyone. For me, they almost played like an X-rated mondo movie that showed everything that the old mondo movies only hinted at but dared not show. There are scenes of guys sticking cigarettes in their dick hole, ripping bong hits out of girls’ asses, and lots of vomit and shit. You’ve been warned.
Some of the clips I recognized were from the Kekko Kamen live-action movie, Let My Puppets Come, Long Jeanne Silver, and Deadly Weapons. For the most part though, I didn’t have a clue what I was watching half the time, which is about the best thing I can say about it. Hearing The Cramps, Richard Cheese, The B-52’s, and The Ramones playing over some of the clips was kind of fun too. Honestly, I could’ve done without all the bike riding accidents, fake Jackass shit, and footage of real fights, but there’s something here to offend everybody, which is the way I guess it should be with something like this.
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