FORMAT: DVD
Capulina was a painfully unfunny, but wildly popular Mexican comedian who starred in several comedies south of the border. There’s really no reason to see any of his movies unless they have monsters and/or El Santo in them. Even then, they still aren’t any good. In fact, this one is fucking terrible.
(You know you’re in trouble when the filmmakers can’t even decide on a title, so they just slap two of them onto a title card.)
This time out, the bumbling Capulina is working as a taxi driver. He takes a flustered fare out to the middle of nowhere to visit his uncle, who just so happens to be a mad scientist with a lab full of mummies. The scientist takes a shine to Capulina and hires him to be his new assistant. Naturally, chaos ensues when he succeeds in bringing the mummies back to life.
The alleged comedy sequences include fast-motion chase scenes, talking skeletons, and people falling into swimming pools. None of it is funny, and Capulina’s constant mugging begins grating on the nerves from the very first scene. The long subplot where Capulina and company mistake a criminal for a mummy goes nowhere too. There are also oddly placed episode titles throughout, which makes me think this might’ve originally been meant for television.
The mummies are cool though. They’re not the Hollywood variety with bandages and shit. Rather they are barely preserved skeletons with brownish dry skin thinly pulled over their bulging skulls. Too bad once they are brought to life they just look like an unkempt gardener.
This is the part of the review where I tell you my copy didn’t come with English subtitles. That means if there had been some hilarious wordplay and banter, I probably missed it. (Chances are, there wasn’t.) Hell, the flick could’ve been littered with funny repartee I did understand, and I’d still be stuck suffering through Capulina’s painful slapstick shenanigans. His unfunny schtick doesn’t need any translation and is unfunny in any language.
Director Alfredo Zacarias went on to direct the camp classic disaster movie, The Bees.
AKA: Capulina vs. the Mummies.
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